The Unknown Individual Raised Deep in the Palace The girl in white rushed towards the deep inner parts of the palace. The harem is where the emperor and his concubines reside. It’s heavily guarded, however, the girl in white was able to enter and leave at her own leisure. She went to a particularly extravagant … Read more
“Like this type which is larger than a white deer. It’s the type of deer that has a sharp horn, not the fork type. That’s a white deer king.” In the evening, Lucia and I were on the bed, shoulder to shoulder like two young kids reading a comic book as we read a simple … Read more
“Your highness, relax your arm. Don’t be scared. The feathers on the arrow won’t get you… Don’t let your hand shake. Hold it tight. Hold it tight. Aim at your target, pull it back and fire the arrow!” I let my hand go. The bowstring trembled and then the arrow flew through the air in … Read more
“You want to participate in the deer hunting festival, your highness?” Lucia looked at me feeling slightly surprised, put her cup down and said: “Your highness, the deer hunting festival isn’t fun. It really isn’t. Killing a white deer each month is hell for me. A white deer king is even tougher to kill.” I … Read more
Mom hugged my head, frowned as she gently stroked my head and exclaimed: “Mommy is very angry now. We made a deal that you were only allowed to be out for one hour, but you’re back three whole minutes late!” I knelt on the ground as my head was wedged between mom’s soft valleys as … Read more
The Process of Love is Frightening The stench from the toilets brought me back to my senses somewhat. When I discovered what I was doing, I discovered that we had been locked in this position for quite some time. When my blood pressure dropped, I returned to my senses completely. Hmm? What did I do? … Read more
The tea that the elves have here is pretty similar to the tea I used to drink, but isn’t the exact same either. The leaves elves put inside their tea aren’t tea leaves but tree leaves. They also grind the tree leaves into miniscule pieces. They use a colander to hold the grinded leaves and … Read more
Romance Always Starts When You’re Off-Guard “The victor has been decided. Winner, Su Xiao from Liu Shan Men!” Su Xiao suavely twirled his steel sabre and sheathed it into its scabbard. Weapons used in the imperial martial arts tournament were provided by the imperial court, so Su Xiao used a steel sabre. Su Xiao’s martial … Read more
Trouble in Xuan Wu Hall “Six people dressed in black snuck into the quarters of your entourage last night in an attempt to assassinate the three warriors in there. Fortunately, we figured out their identities beforehand so we were prepared. I and two other warriors acted as substitutes for the warriors they were after. Thanks … Read more
“Your highness, you may go out, but you must remember to return on time…” Under the barrage of my ultimate Tai Chi attack (read: If you guys dare to follow me, I’ll kill myself), the imperial guards finally agreed to not follow us out. However, as they saw us off, the captain grabbed me by … Read more