GOAT Chinese Web Novel Translations
Wu Jizun 
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“Your highness! Your highness! Ah…” An imperial guard woke me up as though a fire had broken out. I opened my eyes while trying to distinguish left-from-right, top-from-bottom when I saw him standing in front of me in a very awkward manner. Someone was on top of me. Let me correct myself there. There was … Read more
I stood up and looked up at the two rows of retainers on both sides which were as long as the length of a table, and said: “Is that all for today? You may all leave if there’s nothing else you wish to bring up.” Mom isn’t available, so I meet with the retainers … Read more
Fucking Bitch VS Qilin Arm Afterwards, I found out Miss “Fucking Bitch” was actually called Si Tuo. She was a second class warrior in the Qilin Guards squad, and held a high ranking position. Liu Shan Men and the Qilin Guards have never gotten along. So she’s here to cause trouble. And trouble we have. … Read more
Please read the ‘Latest News’ post for an explanation of why there have been no recent releases and what’s happening going forward. Liu Shan VS Qilin I put Master Liu’s lights out with one palm strike. Everybody looked at me. I think they were surprised by my martial prowess. I saw something strange in their … Read more
As you may have noticed, the website has been down for the last week because we exceeded the permitted monthly traffic limit. I did mention this in the announcement and recent releases, so it shouldn’t have been a surprise. As a result, I got a notification that the hosting service would be terminated. Seeing as … Read more
Let’s Fight Shen Yiren looked at Master Liu who forced his way through. She maintained her domineering presence and posture, glared at him, and then said: “Who’s this? Why’s he pretending that we’re close?” Puhahaha! Your superior doesn’t even recognise you! Master Liu’s face turned red and he loudly said: “I’ll arrest you if you … Read more
Translator Comment: As I mentioned in my ‘About’ page, one of the things I enjoy doing and frankly am great it is music composition. So I’ve added a music player to the site which you’ll see on certain chapters starting from now. Where I deem appropriate, I’ll compose a piece to add to it. I … Read more
My Turn I responded faster than the blink of an eye. I waved my hand to brush it off and said: “Don’t look at me. I’m not her eldest nephew.” I wasn’t lying. Based on our seniority rankings, my shifu should be her eldest nephew… Shen Yiren looked at us with suspicion, and said: “How … Read more
“This lady is the best perfume creator in the capital…chew, so she can easily concoct the medicine you need, your highness… Chew, hi miss chew, his highness is looking for you…chew.” I helplessly smiled and said to Lucia who was speaking to the young lady while she was chomping away one mouthful at time on … Read more