H-herro, I’m Ming Huishen. You cam call me Coollort.
Cough! Cough!
Oh, that’s better. It’s hard trying to talk with a crooked jaw. I have two life lessons for you. If you suck at running, bring … Read more
“As I gaze at the flowers on the eaves, I see ubiquitous signs of war in the capital.” I melancholically gazed at the eves whilst uttering Shifu’s insulting attempt at poetry.
Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. I am … Read more
Prime Minister Li stroked his beard. “You’re here to seek death, you say?”
“This sinner cannot atone for his sins regardless of how many times he dies. Therefore, he dares not ask for forgiveness, let alone shirk responsibility … Read more
“You and I have many questions. Today’s show in the capital shall provide insight. When a man says ‘one’, he should mean ‘one’. When a man says ‘two’, he should mean ‘two’. Speaking of two, his second son had … Read more
“Opinion? Don’t have one, hahaha.”
Huang Yuzao crossed his arms. “Easy for you to be relaxed when your disciple is now someone nobody will underestimate or can easily kill.”
Tang Mian expressed, “Our … Read more
The man slouching in his chair kept shifting around in his chair, yet he didn’t give off the vibe of someone annoying to watch. “Man, shouldn’t you fix this chair? I can’t get … Read more
Hua Qing reacted as if he came from another dimension when he regained self-awareness. While the energy coursing through his body resembled the energy he previously absorbed from the relic, its potency and … Read more
Ming Feizhen bobbed his head. “Ripping him apart will leave him like none other freak, right?”
“Precisely,” replied Wugou.
“How is that any different to him being dead?”
“Indeed.”
“In that case… you believe he’s valuable alive, too?”… Read more
Once upon a time, there was a mountain called Mount Lianhua – Mount Lotus. Once upon a time, there was a shrine called Lianhua Temple – Lotus Temple.
The old monk asked the younger monk, “Yundan, … Read more
“Haha, hahaha.” Miguo pulled himself out of the rubble.
“I’m amazed you can laugh.” Ming Feizhen’s face expressed, “I must’ve beaten your brain out of your skull.”
“Valley of Villains said, ‘If you can defeat him, it is tantamount … Read more