My goal before even jumping on the novel translation bandwagon was to educate skinny guys on muscle building. Why? Because I was a skinny guy with shit genetics (and I still have horrendous genetics for muscle building) and I wanted to help them overcome that by educating them and helping them become better thinkers.
I figured, why not use novel translations as a platform to reach more people than I did previously and help more guys make colossal gains while improving their health all while providing you all with translations.
Since day one, I said I wanted to be more than just another translator. Anyone can translate if they learn the languages and learn to translate. It’s a matter of effort. I figured, if I have thousands of people reading my translations, how about helping those thousands of people improve their health, achieve fitness goals and looking bloody good?
It’s cool and everything to entertain you with translations, but I’m not actually adding anything to your lives. I’m no saint or altruistic person, but I would like to see you succeed in your personal goals, and one day maybe say “Wu Jizun was one of the people who contributed to my success today”. Maybe I’m just looking to have an ego-boost, but I imagine you wouldn’t hate to achieve your goal, right?
So in that light, I’ve come up with this idea to jumpstart your 2018 and make it your best year yet.
Here’s the deal:
By winning this contest, you will have full access to Patreon content (for the Royalty Tier and Profound Master Tier) and perks for a full 12 months. I will be choosing one overall winner, and another runner up – for lack of better word. There are no consolation prizes, because you don’t get trophies for trying.
That means early access to chapters, exclusive artwork in HD, sheet music of my compositions at your request, and more stuff I will be releasing to patrons this year.
But that’s not all. To ensure you see further success and continue crushing your goals and getting better, I’ll be giving the winners a live coaching call, valued at $75 for absolutely FREE.
But the best part for you is, you’re going to feel better, have better health markers and look diced naturally.
What is it?
It’s a 7 week body transformation contest.
In 7 weeks, we’re going to burn fat, build muscle, get stronger, improve our health and become better thinkers.
The winners will be selected based on their performance during the program which means dedication to putting in the work, discipline to their effort, degree of visual dramatic difference, dedication to education.
You are not disadvantaged by having more fat to lose or being smaller. It’s not a bodybuilding or physique contest. It’s a transformation contest.
It is a challenge to see how drastically you can improve your body composition within 7 weeks.
After the 7 weeks are up, I will be selecting the two best stellar transformations, and the two winners will have 12 months of free access to my Patreon content.
- Only males eligible in this contest. Next time beautiful ladies.
- You must be subscribed to my Youtube channel (=>Click Here). The weekly videos contain footage for you to reference and learn from, as well as thought processes which are vital to your results. You can’t expect to get results winging it.
- You must show photo proof and either tag me on Facebook or Instagram. This means you will need to show your face for identification purposes.
- You must be open to learning and willing to put in the work.
- Exogenous hormonal products are banned.
- Before and After photos need to be taken under the same lightning conditions and location
You will be provided weekly workouts and insight from me through weekly Youtube videos that you can follow along with.
The weekly workouts are filmed and uploaded weekly on Youtube for you to watch and take notes. Each week, and each day, I cover slightly different topics to help you along the way, as well as a look into the obstacles I personally had to go through during my run through the program. You will see that I don’t have a personal chef, trainer or drugs to use.
The most important part is that unlike any other program out there, I don’t focus on just the “what”, but the “how”, because the best plan in the world is only as good as it is executed. Giving you the thought process behind things allows you to trust the program to work. After all, how do you know it works if it can’t be explained? Like a sentence that sounds “off”, that means there is something wrong, otherwise there would be no problem.
Further, the information will help you make adjustments for your individual settings and needs because your body and life is unique to you.
Follow the workouts and you will see results. For those absolutely serious about improving their physique, I’ve got extra goodies for you below.
Who this is for…
- Guys who want to get lean and reveal their abs without looking like a twig or using dangerous methods
- Guys who’ve tried different programs but were disappointed with the results
- Guys who want to learn how to build muscle and get lean naturally and properly
- Guys with nutsacks and don’t whinge
- Guys who want 12 months of FREE Patreon access
This is not for you if…
- You’re fucking jacked and diced
- You know how to manipulate moment arms, axis of rotation for maximal tension, assess strength curves and resistance curves for even development of muscles and stay injury free, gain muscle on your arms training them with just 6 sets per week, effect of torque, exercise selection based on morphology
- You know all about fat oxidation, how to 2x fat burning, how to get lean without doing cardio
- Hate getting as much as 75 chapters ahead of the public releases for Son-con
- You understand the difference between fermented and generic ingredients
- Are completely satisfied with the way you currently look
This isn’t a silver-bullet magic solution. It’s a results driven program with real objective numbers to back up the visual results. But it only works if you are willing to bury your excuses, make sacrifices and put in the work.
But wait. How do I know this program actually works?
Well here are my personal results.
Now, let’s not just let the photos talk, I’ll back it up with a DEXA scan. DEXA scans are the gold-standard, the most accurate body composition method in the entire world. Here are the numbers.
I lost 1.4 kg of fat body fat, going from 12.3% body fat to 10.8% bodyfat.
I lost 2.8% fat around my waist and 1.4% around my hip.
I even gained muscle on my arms in a diet phase, a total of 0.43kg muscle gained in 7 weeks while dieting, not bulking!
But how do you know I’m not another Instagram-certified only trainer?
I am a certified personal trainer that worked in big-box gyms and with online clients in the past. I got my nutrition certification (Pn1) through Precision Nutrition which is taught by John Berardi, the leader in sports nutrition and coaching. The standard is equivalent to a master degree in sports nutrition for University. The special part is that we are trained to coach, which means that not only am I educated on the subject I am equipped with the skills to provide guidance on the subject methodically for results.
I’m convinced and keen. Now how much does it cost?
It costs $0.00 cents to take part. Yes, it’s completely FREE. There are no compulsory costs, but over $1000 of prizes to be won!
For those who actually mean it and want results, I have your back.
I’ve put together the entire program for you with every workout written, sets, reps, rest and even tempo as printable workout sheets with key notes on there to maximise your workouts. Simply take them with you to the gym to keep a log.
Your log is important because it tells you what you’ve done and where you are, so that you know where you need to go. To go from A to B, you need to know where A is first, right?
Included is a full breakdown of the nutrition through each phase in simple language, so that you can create your own customised meal plans. A sample meal plan is also included to help you create your own.
It is over 20 pages long (including full workout write-ups).
But there’s a catch with this. It’s going to cost you. But hear me out. The point of this is to get rid of tyre-kickers and whingers.
So here’s the deal. You’ll get the entire program written up for you plus a bunch of bonuses.
I want you to succeed, so I’m going to go above and beyond for you.
I’ve heard this many times “I’ll start at a later date, I’ve got to travel”. Welp, you won’t be needing that excuse no more. I’ve got an eBook detailing every step of international travel from preparing to customs, to on the plane to landing in your destination laid out for you, so that you can still follow the program while travelling.
This is valued at $14.95, but it will be yours for FREE today!
Oh there’s more…
Lean Gourmet Desserts
I’m also giving you my Lean Gourmet Desserts recipe eBook so that you can satisfy sweet cravings if you ever have any without worrying about ruining your results. Now you won’t be sabotaged by the snacks and sweets lying around.
This book is valued at $8.95, but it will be yours for FREE today too!
You thought I was done? Nah…
6 Commandments of Exercise Success
I spoke about how important it is to focus on “how” you do things and not just “what” you do. And the best way to do it is to start with these 6 skills you must master like a grandmaster.
I’ve written them out as a cheat-sheet for you, so that you can get stellar results in these next seven weeks. Do they work? Hell yeah. I had people pay $60 to attend my workshop to spend sixty minutes with me to learn it. More importantly, my results speak for themselves.
But you don’t have to pay $60 to learn them, because I’m giving them to you today, for FREE!
And one more thing: I’m going to continue sharing tips on social media frequently to help you along the way.
Let me do the maths for you there…
Let me put this into perspective for you. Usually, for me to write you a one-off program like this without the bonuses, I would charge $149.95.
But today, I’m giving it to you for just $14.95.
That’s $233.85 value for just a meagre $14.95 today! Heck, I haven’t even factored in the worth of the video content. You’re looking at $1000 value.
But, these bonuses are only going to be offered this once.
Imagine what life would like for you in 7 weeks from now when you look in the mirror and love what you see; you like having your shirt off ‘cause your abs are popping, your arms are starting to fill your t-shirts; you’re brimming with confidence because the stronger than ever, you wake up with energy for the entire day because your health has improved. How does that feel?
Good I bet.
You can’t have that by trying to think it into reality. If you want it, you’re going to have to work for it.
Why the ridiculously low price? Because my goal is to form a group of educated, healthy, fit readers with double-take looking physiques who are in charge of their body and mind. It’s affordable to everyone. If you actually can’t afford $14.95 for 7 weeks, you have other things you should be doing than being here.
And hence the price, to as I mentioned, eliminate tyre-kickers and know-it-alls.
So tell me, is that worth $14.95 to you?
Listen if you don’t have to get stuck eating chicken and tuna like me because you were that broke, you can do it.
If you aren’t running on 3-4 hours of sleep or a 30 minute nap as I did, you can do it.
If you’ve got enough money to not have to pay in 20 cent pieces for a $5 entry into a gym, you can do it.
If you’re not battling sickness because you ate the same shit like me because you’re bank account dwindles down to a single digit, you can do it.
If you don’t have an injury like I got, you can do it.
If you don’t have to feed yourself and your family, you can do it.
If you have a nutsack, you can do it.
Because I did.
Online, you’re the hot-shot, you’re not hiding behind monikers, fake photos, you’re the real deal, the alpha and possess a strong mind. Now it’s time to prove it.
You don’t have time? I had the time to do it, and film it, and translate, and work and it’s documented in the footage. My former clients had full-time work, a spouse to spend time with, kids that needed attention, other hobbies to pursue, but they did it.
So here are your options
- Follow the program with just the videos for FREE.
- Follow the program with the videos + get the entire program write-up (worth $149.95) + $83.90 worth of FREE BONUSES, for just $14.95 today.
- Don’t participate
To get the program, simply click BUY NOW below, and I will send you out your copy of it within 24 hours of receiving the notification.
CONTEST ENTRY DEADLINE: 12th January 2018 @ 11:59PM AEST
CONTEST ENDS: 31st March 2018 @ 11:59PM AEST
1) Subscribe to my Youtube channel and provide screenshot proof by tagging me on social media or send it through via email => firstname.lastname@example.org
2) Create a Facebook or Instagram account (must be set to public to be eligible) and remember the hashtag: #wujizunbodies
3) Send an email with your invoice or register your participation details to email@example.com
Details required: Username, Facebook/Instagram account, contact email
4) Take photos (no photoshop or filters allowed), must display face for identification purposes(sponge bob doesn’t count), wear shorts so quads are visible. Take photo from Front, Left side, Right side, and Back. Place a visible sheet of paper somewhere (or hold it) with the text #wujizunbodies 2018
5) I will email you to confirm your registration and once you receive it, you are done and in!
IMPORTANT: You can register and then grab the add-on package at any time during the contest for the same deal if you choose. But to register your participation, you must register before the registration deadline.
Note that this is a digital product, so there are no shipping fees or shipping waiting times. If you don’t receive it within 24 hours, simply send a copy of your invoice (screenshot or whatever you choose) to firstname.lastname@example.org and I will send you the entire program + the bonuses within 24 hours of receiving your email.
Terms and Conditions:
- By registering for this contest, you agree to allow lordobsidian.com to repost and use your public posts for promotional purposes.
- 2. You understand that this program is not meant to cure any disease or medical conditions, and that you have consulted your doctor prior to commencement of the protocols, thereby indemnifying lordobsidian.com of any injuries or illness sustained during the program.
- The contents of this program may only be redistributed with consent of lordobsidian.com.
- You have 30 days after purchase of the program to request a refund. After that, no refunds will be made.